It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. A man spent $400 to join a health club last year, but hasn’t lost a pound. Apparently,… Read More: Exercise? Forget it! »
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Counterterrorism experts with the UK intelligence service MI5 are reportedly aware of a new technique that will help suicidal terrorists avoid detection at airports after discovering increasingly strong chatter regarding the subject on extremist websites. MI5 told Daily Mail that suicide bombers may now surgically implant explosives in their bodies. The explosive, commonly known as… Read More: I die, you also die »
A reader by the name of Tom Grundy wrote in to The Standard newspaper in Hong Kong today to criticise the HK government’s response to the post-80s generation. Below is an excerpt of his letter: Almost as frustrating is Donald Tsang Yam-kuen’s clueless response to the rail link dissenters. Somehow he believes the real issue… Read More: No, you listen to me first! »
…wireless charging of the iPad. If the [insert your own joke here] is really a magical piece of glass as claimed by Jonathan Ive, Apple should have encased it with a solar panel instead of an aluminum cover. The designers took pains to explain that “a slight curve to the back makes it easy to… Read More: What I really want from Apple is… »
Replace the logo, give it a marketing tweak, get someone to wear a turtleneck on stage to announce it… And voila, the Apple iPad! Related posts:iAnythingApple’s new product – the iRack