Tag Archives: health

Dieter’s guide to weight loss during sex

Activity Calories Burned REMOVING CLOTHESWith partner’s consent………………… 12Without partner’s consent…………….. 187 UNHOOKING BRAUsing two calm hands……………………. 7Using one trembling hand……………….. 96 GETTING INTO BEDLifting partner…………………………. 15Dragging partner along the floor……….. 16Using skateboard………………………… 3 ACHIEVING ERECTIONFor normal, healthy man……………. 2 1/4For normal healthy women……………. 549Losing erection………………………… 1/4Searching for it………………………. 115 PUTTING ON PROPHYLACTICWith erection……………………….. 1 1/4Without… Read More: Dieter’s guide to weight loss during sex »

Are you humping along?

If you watch this fake infomercial for Humpilates, which combines the flexibility of pilates with the sexability of humping, you will wonder how the hell did Jimmy Kimmel manage to convince (or perhaps, con) so many A-list female stars like Scarlett Johansson, Sofia Vergara, Minka Kelly, Kelly Ripa, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt, Jessica Alba, Lindsay… Read More: Are you humping along? »

When will it really expire?

Who determines the appropriate expiry date (or “expiration date” in American English) of a product (particularly a food item)? Have you ever wondered if your can of Coke will remain bubbly for another year as indicated on the expiry date? Well, I have. And I tried to dig up some info on this topic: Nothing… Read More: When will it really expire? »

Got milk? No thanks!

If you want to avoid breast cancer, give up dairy products. That’s according to professor Jane Plant, author of Your Life in Your Hands, who battled the so-called “middle-class disease” and won. Professor Plant (quite an apt surname for someone who advocates a non-dairy diet) believes that the link between dairy produce and breast cancer… Read More: Got milk? No thanks! »

Exercise? Forget it!

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month. A man spent $400 to join a health club last year, but hasn’t lost a pound. Apparently,… Read More: Exercise? Forget it! »

Just For Today

10 inspiring ways to eliminate most of your worries, written over a hundred years ago by Sibyl F. Partridge and were printed in a very old edition of Dale Carnegie’s “How to Stop Worrying and Start Living.” Just for today I will be happy. This assumes that what Abraham Lincoln said is true, that “most… Read More: Just For Today »