Exercise? Forget it!

By | February 6, 2010

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

A man spent $400 to join a health club last year, but hasn’t lost a pound. Apparently, he had to show up.

I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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