Exercise? Forget it!

By | February 6, 2010
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It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

A man spent $400 to join a health club last year, but hasn’t lost a pound. Apparently, he had to show up.

I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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