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Classic one-liners

Men get laid, but women get screwed.Quentin Crisp, English writer Women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place.Billy CrystalI love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?Beverly Mickins, American comedienneThere’s very little advice… Read More »

It’s either him or us

“You cannot be a president of the United States who’s wanton in his expression of violence. I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his [Bush] mental health. There’s a lot of people who need care. He might be one of them. If there isn’t something wrong with him, then there’s something wrong… Read More »