Tag Archives: quotes

Ideas for bumper stickers

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Cover Me! I’m Changing Lanes Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Don’t believe everything you think. Dyslexics are teople poo. Earth is full. Go home. If it ain’t broken, fix it until it is. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). My… Read More »

Quite literally

Below is a conversation I had a few years back with some media friends in Singapore. Friend A: This Wednesday, there’s this new food place called CentreStage – Victor’s Cafe, having its official opening at Marina Square. Free food, music and place to chill. Anyone interested to go? Friend B: Got [photo] shoot lah… Me:… Read More »

The idiot strikes again

Dumbyanoun: Person who suffers from brain malfunction resulting in long usage of alcohol and drugs. Has problems speaking intelligently and has low IQ. Also suffers delusions of greatness and high self importance. Can not accept critisim. Lies compulsively. During a recent press conference, US president George Bush dismissed concerns about lack of political progress in… Read More »