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You’ve been warned

This is a true account. Overheard on a flight from Shenzhen to Qingdao: “Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and… Read More »

“Not so Hallmark” greetings

Some wordings you may wish to consider the next time you write a greeting card: I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met you… I’ve changed my mind. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…That you’re not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope… Read More »

A Wie bit delusional

After her dismal showing in the opening round of the US Women’s Open in California where she carded an 11-over-par 82, Michelle Wie was quoted as saying: “It’s just a very fine line between shooting 69 and shooting what I shot. It’s a couple strokes here, a couple of strokes there.” Wow… a very fine… Read More »

Don’t start!

Not to discourage you from anything, but here’s an interesting quote: “I’ve never done any exercise, so I think it would be very dangerous if I suddenly started.”– Simon de Pury, Phillips de Pury & Co. Related posts:The fastest way to slim downEat healthy, exercise often, die anyway Technorati Tags: Simon de Pury exercise interesting… Read More »