Ideas for bumper stickers

By | October 13, 2007

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Cover Me! I’m Changing Lanes

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Don’t believe everything you think.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

Earth is full. Go home.

If it ain’t broken, fix it until it is.

Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her (or something like that).

Never believe generalizations.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Old age comes at a bad time.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep.

The control key on the keyboard does not work.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

What would Scooby do?

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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