A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have sex with him for the last seven months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctor’s office and the doctor asks her what’s wrong… Read More »
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular “I guess we answered THAT question.”
“Honestly speaking, I am not quite a techno-savvy [sic] but I’m again eagerly waiting to sail on the same boat.” “I’m ready for innovation.” “I am willing to go beyond my limits and meet deadlines.” “I know accuracy and detail is key to provide efficient solutions to our clients.” “I am more in-depth with myself… Read More »
Ok, we’re not supposed to judge the proverbial book by its cover, but would you have the faintest idea what these real-life titles of magazines are all about without flipping through the pages? 1. Alarming Crya. Trade publication for home alarm systemsb. Magazine about illnesses that strike newbornsc. Right-wing news-magazine for the Evangelical community 2.… Read More »
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line while we trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully… Read More »