Stiff nipples
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Can’t get it right
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every… Read More »
Strange statues
Do the math
In romance:Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy In office:Smart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime In shopping:… Read More »
Dialogue
Women’s versionWoman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face… Read More »
Proof that women enjoy sex more
Most guys will argue that men enjoy sex more than women. That’s why men are so desperate to get laid. But think of it this way: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better – your ear or your finger? Related… Read More »