An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, “What kind of -ese are you?” The Japanese confused, replied, “Sorry but I don’t understand what you mean.” The American repeated, “What kind of -ese are you?” Again, the Japanese was… Read More »
The ManagerThe Tudor Inn & Blair Victoria Hotel Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am a-tella you story how I was a-treated at your hotella. I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in… Read More »
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle Time it takes to… Read More »
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The US president decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.… Read More »
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