Tag Archives: funny stuff

Guide to translating “personal” advertisements

Independent Thinker ….. CrazyHigh-Spirited ….. Crazy, hyperactive, and throws thingsFree-Spirited ….. Crazy and irresponsibleAmple ….. LargeHuggable ….. LargeZaftig ….. REALLY LargeFat and Sassy ….. Large and loudmouthedSlender ….. SkinnySvelte ….. AnorexicPetite (I am) ….. ShortPetite (you are) ….. Size 2Dynamic ….. PushyAssertive ….. Pushy with a mean streakExcited About Life’s Journey ….. No concept of… Read More »

Alexander the Great

There was a great ruler of Macedon who liked eggs roasted in the fire. Every morning, as the emperor stretched his arms on awakening, the bedside guard would call to the hall guard: “All eggs under the grate!” The hall guard passed the words down the corridors and the call would echo to the waiting… Read More »

Ideas for bumper stickers

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Cover Me! I’m Changing Lanes Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Don’t believe everything you think. Dyslexics are teople poo. Earth is full. Go home. If it ain’t broken, fix it until it is. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). My… Read More »