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Many ways to skin a rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The US president decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.… Read More »

Guide to translating “personal” advertisements

Independent Thinker ….. CrazyHigh-Spirited ….. Crazy, hyperactive, and throws thingsFree-Spirited ….. Crazy and irresponsibleAmple ….. LargeHuggable ….. LargeZaftig ….. REALLY LargeFat and Sassy ….. Large and loudmouthedSlender ….. SkinnySvelte ….. AnorexicPetite (I am) ….. ShortPetite (you are) ….. Size 2Dynamic ….. PushyAssertive ….. Pushy with a mean streakExcited About Life’s Journey ….. No concept of… Read More »

Alexander the Great

There was a great ruler of Macedon who liked eggs roasted in the fire. Every morning, as the emperor stretched his arms on awakening, the bedside guard would call to the hall guard: “All eggs under the grate!” The hall guard passed the words down the corridors and the call would echo to the waiting… Read More »