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Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (9)

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Why is it that if someone… Read More »

No wonder it’s called suffer-ring

No kidding. Designer Tobias Wong has created an engagement ring that can literally kill you, if the price hasn’t already done you in. You see, the ring is designed in such a way that the razor-sharp diamond point is facing outwards, making it a potentially lethal weapon that can inflict serious damage if you know… Read More »

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (8)

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If olive oil comes from olives, corn oil from corn, where does baby oil come from? If Fed Ex and UPS were to… Read More »