Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (8)

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If olive oil comes from olives, corn oil from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

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