Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he “made the dinner”.… Read More »
Worked in kitchen but helped out service and bar occasionally. Still not bad at these two areas – fast and efficient. Even E commented: “Bar IC really fit to be IC!”
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called “Poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why do… Read More »
Saatchi & Saatchi promotes the TVNZ premiere of cult thriller, American Psycho by showing a photograph of “a real American Psycho“. Technorati Tags: Saatchi & Saatchi TVNZ American Psycho George Bush
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In”. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction,… Read More »