Monthly Archives: June 2009

Performance evaluations

These are actual quotes taken from US Federal government employees’ performance evaluations: 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.” 3. “This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”… Read More »

Chicken anyone?

Is it any surprise we have bird flu? Now if someone can tell me more about pigs… Early dawn, a worker starts the day by riding around to collect dead chickens Asking around for dead chickens Total of 5 riders are hired by the boss to visit farms to buy dead chickens A dead chicken… Read More »