Independent Thinker ….. CrazyHigh-Spirited ….. Crazy, hyperactive, and throws thingsFree-Spirited ….. Crazy and irresponsibleAmple ….. LargeHuggable ….. LargeZaftig ….. REALLY LargeFat and Sassy ….. Large and loudmouthedSlender ….. SkinnySvelte ….. AnorexicPetite (I am) ….. ShortPetite (you are) ….. Size 2Dynamic ….. PushyAssertive ….. Pushy with a mean streakExcited About Life’s Journey ….. No concept of… Read More »
1. You always say goodbye last.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he drives you to the airport but drops you off the curb.3. Your birthday. You invite him to a celebration dinner with your family and friends. He arrives 45 minutes late.4. After he introduces you to the best-looking… Read More »
1. He always says “I love you” first.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he picks you up at the airport.3. You always finish first.4. Your birthday. You want to go out with your friends – and they have to break it to you that he’s planning a big surprise… Read More »
1. You start using three different kinds of birth control at once. 2. You would rather kiss than talk. 3. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to going out. 4. You’d never be friends with him if he were a girl. 5. You find yourself thinking he’d be the ideal… Read More »
1. You want to introduce him to your friends.2. He wants to meet your mother.3. You begin to think a baby with his ears and your nose might actually be kind of cute.4. He calls to say he’ll call later.5. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to having sex.6. He… Read More »
There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy… Read More »