Hazardous Material Information SheetMaterial Safety Data SheetWomen – A Chemical Analysis Element: WomenSymbol: WoDiscoverer: AdamAtomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg but known to vary from 40 – 200kgOccurrences: Copious quantities in all Urban Area. Physical Properties1. Surface usually covered in painted film2. Boils at nothing; freezes without any known reason3. Melt if given special treatment4. Bitter… Read More »
If you have a penny and I have a penny and we exchange pennies, you still have one cent and I still have one cent. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, you now have two ideas and I now have two ideas. Technorati Tags: penny thoughts… Read More »
The six most important words: “I admit I made a mistake.”The five most important words: “You did a good job.”The four most important words: “What is your opinion?”The three most important words: “If you please.”The two most important words: “Thank you.”The one most important word: “We”The least important word: “I” Technorati Tags: human relationships important… Read More »
Should you find yourself stuck in traffic, don’t despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege. Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance, think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk. Should you have a bad day at work,… Read More »
1. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.2. Learn the rules then break some.3. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, conversational skills will be as important as any other.4. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.5. Open your arms to change,… Read More »
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.” Related posts:How men and women shower differentlyDangerous womenWhy I love womenMen are from RAM;… Read More »