1. You want to introduce him to your friends.
2. He wants to meet your mother.
3. You begin to think a baby with his ears and your nose might actually be kind of cute.
4. He calls to say he’ll call later.
5. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to having sex.
6. He cooks you something he doesn’t even eat.
7. You let him read your diary. Actually, letting him read your diary should be considered a form of common-law marriage.
8. When you tell him your fantasies, he tries to make them come true.
9. You don’t try to tone down your cackle when you beat him at Monopoly.
10. You realise he’s imperfect, but he’s your imperfect.
