I know this FAQ has a high chance of pissing off at least 50% of the population. But remember, being offended is not a condition that is imposed on you. It is a choice you make. So without further ado… Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?A: She look down her… Read More »
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee – an American guy, a black guy, and an Ah Beng (a Singaporean reference for a crude uneducated guy). They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her… Read More »
It’s amazing how people will bend over backwards to kiss Oprah Winfrey’s behind and hang on her every word. Love for Oprah smacks of deification, except in this case, her worshippers got duped (again) along with their idol when Herman Rosenblat, author of Angel at the Fence: The True Story of a Love that Survived,… Read More »
Love: When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust: When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage: When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room. Love: When intercourse is called “making love.”‘ Lust: When intercourse is called “screwing.” Marriage: When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. Love: When you argue… Read More »
一女子，开出征婚条件有两点1.要帅2.要有车电脑去帮她搜寻 结果~~~~~~~象棋 这位女子，不服搜出的结果又输入1.要有漂亮的房子2.要有很多钱电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~银行 此女子仍然不失望，继续输入条件1.要长得酷2.又要有安全感结果搜出的结果是~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼 此女子仍然不失望，还继续输入条件1.要帅2.要有车3.要有漂亮的房子4.要有很多钱5.要长得酷6.又要有安全感电脑去帮她再次搜寻的结果~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~奥特曼在银行里下象棋 Technorati Tags: 征婚 条件 电脑 象棋 银行 奥特曼
It’s Christmas eve so here’s something to bring about a festive cheer in an otherwise gloomy economic climate. NYDailyNews ran an article titled “George W. Bush: The lamest duck ever?“, which features memorable photo-ops from one of the lamest ducks in presidential history. Welcome to my hanging. Indeed! Related posts:Stupid is as stupid does?Further proof… Read More »