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Mindboggling quotes by celebrities

Question: “If you could live forever, would you and why?” Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”~ Miss Alabama, Heather Whitestone, who was eventually… Read More »

Thank god you’re a man!

What goes through your mind when someone says “Let’s go for a drink”? Related posts: Typical male decision-making process Man & Woman, geographically speaking Men vs. Women shopping How men and women shower differently

Your first time…

It’s your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it’s the first time his finger… Read More »

FAQ about women

I know this FAQ has a high chance of pissing off at least 50% of the population. But remember, being offended is not a condition that is imposed on you. It is a choice you make. So without further ado… Q: How can a woman tell if she is flat chested?A: She look down her… Read More »