“Hey Patrick!”“What’s up?”“How’s your story?”“Which one?”“You know, the one about a serial killer…”“Oh… that. It’s almost finished. The guy’s actually a zookeeper who fantasises about killing people.”“And what’s his name?”“Patrick.”“… I remember you work in the zoo, right?”“So? Is that a problem?”“No. But I won’t be visiting your workplace anytime soon.”“Coward.”“Bye, part-time fantasy killer.”“Get lost… Read More »