1. You start using three different kinds of birth control at once. 2. You would rather kiss than talk. 3. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to going out. 4. You’d never be friends with him if he were a girl. 5. You find yourself thinking he’d be the ideal… Read More »
1. You want to introduce him to your friends.2. He wants to meet your mother.3. You begin to think a baby with his ears and your nose might actually be kind of cute.4. He calls to say he’ll call later.5. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to having sex.6. He… Read More »
The downside was not immediately apparent. It went underwater rapidly despite assurances it was unsinkable. Only a few wealthy people got out in time. The structure appeared iron-clad. Nobody really understood the risk. The disaster happened overnight London time. Nobody spent any time monitoring the risk. People spent a lot trying to lift it out… Read More »
1. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.2. Learn the rules then break some.3. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, conversational skills will be as important as any other.4. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.5. Open your arms to change,… Read More »
10. “What the *&%# was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima9. “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?” – Custer8. “Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein7. “It does so *&%#ing look like her!” – Picasso6. “How the *&%# did you work that out?” – Pythagoras5. “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” –… Read More »
10. No one will want to borrow your chair from now on.9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk7. Stops people from stealing your pens when they see where you keep them6. You can drop off your laundry on the way.5. You… Read More »