8 steps to transforming an organisation
I’m just keeping my fingers crossed that my company has got this all figured out. Technorati Tags: business management organisation
Category Archives: Listicles
Top 10 commentaries in sports
Commentaries made by sports commentators that they no doubt would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” 2. Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator: “This is really a lovely horse… Read More »
Top 10 idiotic people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote… Read More »
10 principles of legal writing
1. Never use one word where ten will do.2. Never use a small word where a big one will do suffice.3. Never use a simple statement where it appears that one of substantially greater complexity will achieve comparable goals.4. Never use English where Latin, mutatis mutandis, will do.5. Qualify virtually everything.6. Do not be embarrassed… Read More »
Top 10 mindboggling domain names
These are real websites, but clearly the companies behind them have failed to perform due diligence. 1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name? www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com 3.… Read More »
10 rules for dieting
If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. When drinking a diet Coke while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled by the diet Coke. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count as long as you don’t eat more than… Read More »