1. You always say goodbye last.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he drives you to the airport but drops you off the curb.3. Your birthday. You invite him to a celebration dinner with your family and friends. He arrives 45 minutes late.4. After he introduces you to the best-looking… Read More »
According to Warren Trokis, a manager at Shoprite, a South African grocery chain in Lagos, Nigeria: “Business is good here, and Nigeria is safer than South Africa. In South Africa armed robbers will take your money and kill you, but here in Nigeria, they will take your money and apologize.” (Source: “South African Invasion“, FORTUNE… Read More »
This collection of Bush goofs need no commentary. Technorati Tags: George Bush goofs video
It’s a con job:You cannot name or rename any folder in your computer as “con” (or “CON”). Bush’s cover-up:1. Open a new Notepad file2. Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quote marks)3. Save it under any name4. Close the file and reopen it. What do you see? How to pass a typing test:1. Open… Read More »
Looks like Dumbya cannot hold his tongue together on more than one occasion… Technorati Tags: George Bush APEC Dumbya Dubya verbal diarrhoea stupidity video
According to a colleague of mine, the following is apparently an “ISO-certified” practice of eliminating redundancies in an organisation in the Philippines: — 48 hours before shutting down the operation, SWAT teams in janitorial disguise conduct metal detector/security checks in the premises. — 24 hours before shutting down the operation, maintenance is instructed to ship… Read More »