Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot

Somehow, after reading about Steve Johnson’s six-hour ordeal with the iPod, I lost my entire faith in technology’s promise to rescue mankind from all its miseries. If an alleged Internet critic with a respectable organisation like Chicago Tribune can struggle with an idiot-proof product, what hope does the hapless man in the street have? But… Read More »

A to Z of kiasu mentality

Always must win Borrow but never return Cheap is good Don’t trust anyone Everything also must grab! Free! Free! Free! Grab first talk later Help yourself to everything I first, I want, I everything Jump queue Keep coming back for more Look for discount Must not lose face Never mind what people think Outdo everyone… Read More »

Don’t get married; get even

Since we on the subject of romance, here’s something to convince you that marriage is not a word; it’s a fucking sentence!The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word… Read More »