An elderly man went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.” The pharmacist said “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly man said “That’s… Read More: Why some people don’t follow prescription »
A husband reads an article to his wife about how many words women use a day – 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.” The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?” Related post:What you hear is not what… Read More: Can you repeat that again? »
Banks and post offices remain open through the weekend in Shenzhen. That’s right, they are open seven days a week. Back home in Singapore, this level of service is unheard of. Banks, post offices and many other public institutions are open at most six days a week. The funny thing is, some months ago, I… Read More: A different kind of 7/11 »
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A mother is 21 years older than the child. Six years from now the mother will be five times as old as the child. Question: Where’s the father? Solution: The mother is 21 years older than the child.M = C + 21 In six years from now, the mother will be five times as old… Read More: Are you a maths genius? »
In her article, “Fox In Yahoo!’s Henhouse“, Wendy Tanaka of Forbes wrote: “Icahn will have help in getting a Microsoft deal done. As part of his settlement with Yahoo!, two of his cronies will also get seats on the board.” Regardless of your opinion of Carl Icahn, I find it odd that a reporter for… Read More: Looking through coloured eyes »