WTF

A colleague was so pissed off at work recently that she used expletives to describe her fellow workers. Considering she’s Chinese and probably doesn’t have a firm handle on swearing using the F-word, here’s a guide:

金融危机

孩子:妈妈,金融危机了,涨点零用钱吧?妈妈:你怎么没说“金融危机”了,把你那50元的零用钱给减免掉,大家一起共度难关呢?

Should Citi be investigated for leaked memo?

Citigroup’s shares rallied last week, on the back of CEO Vikram Pandit’s “leaked memo” reassurring his troops that “we are profitable through the first two months of 2009 and are having our best quarter-to-date performance since the third quarter of 2007”. Shares of the financial services provider have been under constant pressure since its bailout… Read More »

我的完美女友是机器人

由于工作太忙没有时间和现实中的女性交往,33岁的加拿大软件工程师勒同耗资1.4万英镑自己制作了一个美女机器人当女友。 机器人”爱子”不仅会做算术、掌握1.3万句不同的英语和日语,还能记住人的长相、大声读报和指路。 Related story:“I’m Here to Make You Feel Better” Technorati Tags: 勒同 加拿大 软件工程师 机器人 女友 爱子