Category Archives: Funny Stuff

Why it prays to proofread

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled… Read More »

Women’s words of wisdom

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.~ Helen Hayes (at 73) A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.~ Carrie Snow Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.~ Charlotte Whitton… Read More »

Celebrities’ words of wisdom

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.~ Sharon Stone I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”~ Arnold Schwarzenegger Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like… Read More »