Category Archives: Funny Stuff
Why it prays to proofread
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled… Read More »
Women’s words of wisdom
The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70.~ Helen Hayes (at 73) A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.~ Carrie Snow Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.~ Charlotte Whitton… Read More »
Celebrities’ words of wisdom
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.~ Sharon Stone I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”~ Arnold Schwarzenegger Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like… Read More »
Rare Stefanie Sun photo
A collection of spam subjects
Dunno about you, but sometimes spam subjects make me laugh. A couple of gems: If you have a small bulge, the world around you seems small as well. (Wow, theory of “relativity”)Women will be able to read the number of your inches on your forehead. (We have foreplay, and we have foresight.)Embrace the future of… Read More »