Category Archives: Funny Stuff

如果干好了

虐待儿童,如果干好了,那叫望子成龙; 脚踩两只船,如果干好了,那叫慎重选择。 摆臭架子,如果干好了,那叫来派; 装疯卖傻,如果干好了,那叫大智若愚。 看人发直,如果干好了,那叫酷毙帅呆; 欺压属下,如果干好了,那叫领导天才。 光屁股照相,如果干好了,那叫人体艺术; 死皮赖脸,如果干好了,那叫执著追求。 脾气暴躁,如果干好了,那叫有个性完美; 好吃懒做,如果干好了,那叫享受生活。 二溜子翻身,如果干好了,那叫三个代表; 流氓手段,如果干好了,那叫中国特色。 Technorati Tags: 顺口溜 中国特色

Performance evaluations

These are actual quotes taken from US Federal government employees’ performance evaluations: 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.” 3. “This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”… Read More »