金融危机
孩子：妈妈，金融危机了，涨点零用钱吧？妈妈：你怎么没说“金融危机”了，把你那50元的零用钱给减免掉，大家一起共度难关呢？
Category Archives: Funny Stuff
Play outside, okay?
A small, uncontrollable child was causing problems on a flight – running around, screaming, licking other passengers food, etc. The parents were just letting this little monster run wild. One of the flight attendants knelt down to the child and was heard to say: “Hello little boy, would you like to play outside for a… Read More »
Decisions, decisions…
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Corporate lifecycle
An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys – all on different levels, some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. All the time, the monkeys on the top will get the fruits… Read More »
How to ask women questions
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Uncle Sam says sorry
From a post titled “Service Outage (a note from the USA)” by Tim Dickinson at Rolling Stone: Dear World, The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located.… Read More »