Dunno about you, but sometimes spam subjects make me laugh. A couple of gems:
If you have a small bulge, the world around you seems small as well. (Wow, theory of “relativity”)
Women will be able to read the number of your inches on your forehead. (We have foreplay, and we have foresight.)
Embrace the future of massive size
It is more. Thicker. Longer. More long. (Yes, more thick too)
The longer your instrument is, the shorter the ladder to success. (Only if you sleep your way to the top)
With your big horse you can insert him even into the Statue of Liberty.
It’s better to have a decent size than to be wise. (People do have different priorities.)
Your little friend looks like he is still in puberty?
Turn your snake into a python
Your nose is hung because you are not hung?
Ok, maybe not everything is sex-related:
US senator crapped his pants!
Bum party formed!
Chinese community lived on skyscraper roofs
Videogames that form epilepsy
Even if you are in poverty nobody will guess that.
Sometimes you wonder, WTF:
Real triangle butt!
Women will be compliant when they see that it is giant.
Tourist raped painting
I suppose we are lookalikes!
Your little friend is watching you tie your shoes
And, of course, rumours and stuff that will benefit from a little proofreading:
Finally, a few Q&A:
Damn, where the hell are you?
Mom called police, where were you?
I was there, filming his death
So, have you come across other interesting spam subjects? Drop me a spam.