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Paris Hilton could have stayed there
Or could she? Apparently, a dozen or so city jails across the state of California offer pay-to-stay prison upgrades for offenders whose crimes are considered minor (not sure if this includes DUI and violation of probation) and who are willing to supplement their debt to society with cash. As with anything designed for the rich,… Read More »
Life’s Short. Get A Divorce
“Life is short; play hard!” is the more common aphorism. But for Fetman, Garland & Associates Ltd, an all-female law firm in Chicago that specialises in divorce cases, its head-turning advertising billboard bears a blunt message: “Life’s Short. Get A Divorce.” The billboard, the brainchild of Corri Fetman, features the six-pack abs of a headless… Read More »
Cool!
For those of you who live less than five degrees away from the equator, the Air Conditioner In A Can must be one of those incredibly practical Japanese products you wish you had during the hot summer months. Just spray it on your clothes and you’ll instantly feel cooler. Check out the product’s Web page,… Read More »
Time to write Paris Hilton’s obituary
As if getting insulted by Sarah Silverman on MTV Movie Awards wasn’t bad enough, Paris Hilton also had the “pleasure” of being the subject matter of a totally random art competition for children. Called the Paris Hilton Obituary Writing Contest, it solicited 300-word (or less) entries from three age groups – 13 to 14, 15… Read More »
How idiotic can people be?
Idiot No. 1I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the… Read More »