Monthly Archives: July 2007

Indecent preposition

It was the first day of the new term at Princeton, and a black freshman was learning his way around the campus. Stopping a distinguished looking upperclassman, he enquired, “Say, can you tell me where the library is at?” “My good fellow,” came the reply, “at Princeton we do not end our sentence with a… Read More »

One-click technology

Ever wondered how the mouse cursor on your computer monitor works? Through the use of a high-tech screen magnifying lens, this hitherto mysterious mechanism now becomes apparent. To find out, just visit https://www.1-click.jp/, and once the page has loaded, move your cursor to the center of the screen where a circle appears. For instant enlightenment,… Read More »

Everything’s big in China

Even tiny peckers are blown out of proportion in the Middle Kingdom. A 30ft penis, reportedly the world’s largest erection, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. Called “Sky Pillar”, it is made of 6,500ft of straw wrapped around a steel structure. The giant phallus stands atop the 1,250ft Qinlong Hill… Read More »