Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two fought and one killed the other to have the lady.
Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They both had the lady together.
Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
They killed the lady to have each other.
Two Indonesia men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor; the second man swam to another island to search for jobs.
Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.
Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.
Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The lady accused the first man of sodomising the other because she was rejected by both.
Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island:
The two men are still waiting for instructions from the government on how to proceed.
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