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Spot the mistakes
Can you tell what’s wrong with these notices, signs and extracts taken from newspapers, magazines and TV programmes? “The police have been urged to stop drinking at football matches.”“A piano is being sold by a lady with carved legs.”“Warning Guard Dogs Patrolling”“Apologies Work In Progress”“Ronaldo unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of… Read More »
Surely they don’t mean it?
Sometimes, what matters is not what is said, but how it is said. Notice in a Japanese hotel:You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In a Bangkok dry cleaner’s:Drop your trousers here for best resultsIn an East African newspaper:A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the… Read More »
What colour are you?
This poem, written by an African child, was nominated as the best poem of 2005: When I born, I black.When I grow up, I black.When I go in sun, I black.When I scared, I black.When I sick, I black.And when I die, I still black.And you white people.When you born, you pink.When you grow up,… Read More »
First they came…
Here’s the translation of a famous 1976 poem by Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller: When the Nazis came for the communists,I remained silent;I was not a communist. When they locked up the social democrats,I remained silent;I was not a social democrat. When they came for the trade unionists,I did not speak out;I was not a… Read More »
How the media would report on the end of the world
USA Today: WE’RE DEADWall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World EndsInc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the ApocalypseRolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion TourSports Illustrated: Game OverLadies Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New “Armageddon” Diet!TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!Discover Magazine: How will the extinction… Read More »