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Planning to lay-off people?
Here’s a question for slash-and-burn artists that, er, begs the question: “To make the workforce redundant, doesn’t one person need to stay?”
Here’s one for the clones…
John decided life would be much easier if he had a clone. So he had one made and sent him to work in his place while he stayed home and relaxed. Soon this backfired when the clone came home and said he’d been fired for making sexual comments to the women in the office. John… Read More »
10 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In”. 3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addiction,… Read More »
Pretend you’re dead
If you have nothing better to do in office than play pranks on your colleagues, check out these so-called “blood puddle pillows”.The pillows are purportedly “inspired by those suspenseful moments when a sleeping loved one is a little too still for a little too long”. Roll over to the Keetra website to see more witty… Read More »
I don’t wanna miss a thing
Gucci’s CEO Robert Polet, who is profiled as Europe Businessman of the Year by FORTUNE magazine (“Galvanizing Gucci“, 21 Jan 2008), did something that most executives in his position would consider taboo. According to the FORTUNE article: “At the PPR gathering, in Lisbon, Polet climbed onto the rostrum and, in front of then vice chairman… Read More »