1. You want to introduce him to your friends.2. He wants to meet your mother.3. You begin to think a baby with his ears and your nose might actually be kind of cute.4. He calls to say he’ll call later.5. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to having sex.6. He… Read More »
The downside was not immediately apparent. It went underwater rapidly despite assurances it was unsinkable. Only a few wealthy people got out in time. The structure appeared iron-clad. Nobody really understood the risk. The disaster happened overnight London time. Nobody spent any time monitoring the risk. People spent a lot trying to lift it out… Read More »
1. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.2. Learn the rules then break some.3. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, conversational skills will be as important as any other.4. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.5. Open your arms to change,… Read More »
10. No one will want to borrow your chair from now on.9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk7. Stops people from stealing your pens when they see where you keep them6. You can drop off your laundry on the way.5. You… Read More »
Commentaries made by sports commentators that they no doubt would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” 2. Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator: “This is really a lovely horse… Read More »
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote… Read More »