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Thanks? No, thanks!

From The Economist:Both the chairman and chief executive of Alcatel-Lucent resigned as it reported its sixth consecutive quarterly net loss. The merger in 2006 of France’s Alcatel and America’s Lucent formed one of the world’s biggest suppliers of telecoms infrastructure. Since then its market value has fallen by half, thanks to difficulties with integrating the… Read More »

Dictionary for ladies

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he “made the dinner”.… Read More »

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (10)

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one? Related post:Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (9) Technorati Tags: deep thoughts stupid questions funny stuff