I’m gonna make you an offer you cannot refuse: Dear Sir, Thank you for your letter of April 1. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number… Read More »
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “Rent for apartment”.… Read More »
Q: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?Q: Were you alone or by yourself?Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?Q: So you were gone until you returned?Q: You don’t know what it was, and you don’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?Q: Now,… Read More »
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote… Read More »