Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation:The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed. The Salary Axiom:The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. Weiner’s Law of Libraries:There are no answers, only cross-references. Lampner’s… Read More »
Comedian James Adomian impersonates US president George Bush in delivering his State of the Union address. (Be sure to watch the Democratic response at the end.) Related posts:State of the Union videoBush still in state of denial Technorati Tags: James Adomian State of the Union George Bush video parody
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