Competitive salary We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. Join our fast-paced company We have no time to train you. Casual work atmosphere We don’t pay enough to expect that you will dress up; a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. Some overtime required Some every night and some every… Read More »
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10. No one will want to borrow your chair from now on.9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk7. Stops people from stealing your pens when they see where you keep them6. You can drop off your laundry on the way.5. You… Read More »
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I’m sure you have all been to those business meetings where the boss extorts, oops, exhorts employees to strive to achieve 101% of the target. Well, let’s one-up the situation (two, if you do the math). Here’s a formula that might prove helpful in delivering 103% results: What makes life 100%? If: A B C… Read More »
Commentaries made by sports commentators that they no doubt would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” 2. Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator: “This is really a lovely horse… Read More »