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Axioms for the Internet age

A chat has nine lives.A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.A user and his leisure time are soon parted.C: is the root of all directories.Don’t byte off more than you can view.Don’t put all your hypes in one homepage.Fax is stranger than fiction.Give a man a fish and you feed him… Read More »

Top 10 times in history when using “*&%#” was appropriate

10. “What the *&%# was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima9. “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?” – Custer8. “Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein7. “It does so *&%#ing look like her!” – Picasso6. “How the *&%# did you work that out?” – Pythagoras5. “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” –… Read More »