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Top 10 times in history when using “*&%#” was appropriate

10. “What the *&%# was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima9. “Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?” – Custer8. “Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that.” – Einstein7. “It does so *&%#ing look like her!” – Picasso6. “How the *&%# did you work that out?” – Pythagoras5. “You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?” –… Read More »

Work wisdom

Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation:The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed. The Salary Axiom:The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. Weiner’s Law of Libraries:There are no answers, only cross-references. Lampner’s… Read More »