Men:Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.… Read More »
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.Car mechanics tell you the truth.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.One wallet and one pair… Read More »
The Law of Volunteering:If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. The Law of Avoiding Oversell:When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. The Law of Common Sense:Never accept a drink from a urologist. The Law of Reality:Never get into fights with ugly people, they have… Read More »
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A chat has nine lives.A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.A user and his leisure time are soon parted.C: is the root of all directories.Don’t byte off more than you can view.Don’t put all your hypes in one homepage.Fax is stranger than fiction.Give a man a fish and you feed him… Read More »