Axioms for the Internet age

By | February 20, 2007
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A chat has nine lives.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
C: is the root of all directories.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Don’t put all your hypes in one homepage.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
In Gates we trust.
Know what to expect before you connect.
Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
Speed thrills.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
The modem is the message.
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
There’s no place like
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
What boots up must come down.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

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