The Law of Volunteering:
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell:
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Common Sense:
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality:
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice:
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
The Law of Motivation:
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
Law of Probable Dispersal:
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There is always one more bug.
Law of Drunkedness:
You can’t fall off the floor.