You always find something in the last place you look.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
Variables won’t; constants aren’t.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
Weinberg’s Second Law:
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.