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Definition of bravery

Bravery is arriving home late after a boozy night out, being confronted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” Technorati Tags: funny quotes bravery

Formula for laziness

Knowledge is Power. Time is Money, and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these timeworn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1)T = M (2)P = W/T (3) Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:K =… Read More »

Cannot uninstall

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs… Read More »

Donation for Bush

In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?” The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour… Read More »

Before you upgrade to Windows Vista

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but… Read More »