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Top 10 idiotic people
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote… Read More »
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Definition of bravery
Bravery is arriving home late after a boozy night out, being confronted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?” Technorati Tags: funny quotes bravery
Formula for laziness
Knowledge is Power. Time is Money, and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time. So, substituting algebraic equations for these timeworn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1)T = M (2)P = W/T (3) Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields:K =… Read More »