Ingredients:2 laughing eyes2 loving arms2 well shaped legs2 firm milk containers2 large nut1 large banana Method:Look into laughing eyesFold in loving armsSpread well shaped legsSqueeze and massage milk containers gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greasedCheck frequently with middle fingerAdd bananaWork in and out until creamedCover with nutsSigh with reliefCake is done when banana… Read More »
Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A. All my autopsies have been performed on dead people. Q: …and what did he do then?A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead? Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when… Read More »
Most language is spoken language, and most words, once they are uttered, vanish forever into the air. But such is not the case with language spoken during courtroom trials, for there exists an army of courtroom reporters whose job it is to take down and preserve every statement made during the proceedings. Mary Louise Gilman,… Read More »
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Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island: The two fought and one killed the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island: They both had the lady together. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island: They killed the lady… Read More »
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