Women’s versionWoman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face… Read More »
The Register recently ran a story about Windows Vista‘s inability to copy, delete and move files without stalling indefinitely. Here’s the sample screen shot: As you can see, copying 168MB of data to a CD takes more than 131 years. So, start burning now and let future generations finalise the disc for you. Technorati Tags:… Read More »
Most guys will argue that men enjoy sex more than women. That’s why men are so desperate to get laid. But think of it this way: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better – your ear or your finger? Related… Read More »
Check out this creative spoof of Daft Hands!
A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have sex with him for the last seven months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctor’s office and the doctor asks her what’s wrong… Read More »
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular “I guess we answered THAT question.”