In the beginning there was the PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceand the darkness was upon the face of the workersand they spoke among themselves, saying“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,“It is a pail… Read More »
Monologue:This song is dedicated to all the psychotic people in this world who have no one to kill but themselves. The need is to hurt youAnd depress youLife’s a devil in actionWith murderous intentionsThere’s no mistakingYou’re the target of anEndless assassination Chorus 1:An executionIn the darknessSimilar to capital punishmentNo need to hurryWith mutilationUntil there is… Read More »
The summer is almost over, but if you’re still looking for something to keep your baby cool, here is an idea.
By repeatedly bashing yourself in the face, you will give your assailant exactly what he wants, but the whole time, you’re in control. He’ll soon be satisfied with the results and wander off. Smile: You just saved yourself from an even worse beating! Technorati Tags: self-defense bashing assailant control
Fancy spending a night behind bars (not the type where aspiring songwriters hang out)? A former prison in the western city of Kaiserslautern, Germany has turned itself into “Alcatraz Hotel”, offering guests a jailhouse feeling, complete with barbed wire along the walls and barred windows that make it look impossible to either enter or leave… Read More »