Category Archives: Funny Stuff

The ultimate mobile phone?

Before you dismiss this hilarious Groen Brothers video as a silly joke, it’s worth noting that someone has already filed a patent for a mobile phone application (“wireless communication device with integrated defibrillator“) that could enable a mobile phone to deliver an electrical charge to someone’s heart in an emergency situation. However, the safety of… Read More »

No shit

One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the man how it got there. “Well,” says the man, “I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great big guy in a… Read More »

Be careful what you wish for

A state government employee sits in his office and, out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home. While he polishes the lamp, a genie appears and… Read More »

Sound business advice

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody — it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe. When he… Read More »